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there you go. there you go. put it in reverse, tim! put it in reverse. oh, lord! lord, jesus! oh, lord! what you doing? >> announcer: tonight's "jimmy kimmel live" is brought to you by fireworks and terry. back up, terry. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kit harington, from "girls trip" regina hall, and music from trey songz. and now, after all, here's jimmy kimmel!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, that's very nice. we are back to work after a two-week break. i got to tell you something, i try to have fun on vacation but then right in the middle of it i'm having a perfectly nice vacation and right in the middle of it rob kardashian and blac chyna break up. and just like that -- [ laughter ] guillermo, you thought they were going to make it, didn't you? >> guillermo: yeah, they're done. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry you had to find out this way. >> guillermo: it's craze xwrip. >> jimmy: it is crazy. hey i heard you went to disneyland. >> guillermo: yeah, for three days with my son. >>
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of fun. >> jimmy: you know you used to go on vacation and people would want to hear about it but now we have instagram and facebook. everybody already knows everything you did. this morning i said we went up to jackson hole and she said yeah i know your wife posted it on instagram. [ laughter ] i was like, oh, all right. anyway, for those of you who don't follow my wife on instagram, we didn't do a whole lot. i took the family to the beach. there's me in the hat. [ cheers and applause ] soaking up that new jersey sun. that's the kind of thing -- i've got to tell you something, i love being on vacation, when i see something like that i can barely sit still. if chris christie had his shirt off in that picture i would have called everyone at this show and made everyone come back to work. [ laughter ] get to your battle stations
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because we have a situation here that needs to be addressed. lfr [ laughter ] so it's good to be back. i did try to take a break from donald up from during the break. he doesn't make it easy. he looks like he needs a vacation. he's had a very confusing couple of weeks. last week i don't know if you saw this. last week, so trump lands in washington, d.c. for the 4th of july after another golf outing in new jersey. he comes, he gets off of air force one. he pats the rail the whole way down. you see he's talking to himself. [ laughter ] now he's supposed to get in the limo that's right there, parked at the bottom of the stairway. but instead he turns and he goes the other direction and you see he keeps going until someone calls out to him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and directs him back to the car. i mean, who did he think that limo was there for? [ laughter ] it's not like he called an uber. anyway.
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germany to meet with other world leaders for the g20 summit. and he seemed a bit confused there too. team trump, first of all, actually they had trouble booking him a hotel room because they waited so long to do it, which is a funny problem for a guy who owns a dozen hotels to have. then there's this fun little moment. i guess all the world leaders are supposed to pose for a photo. you see angela merkel and the president of china and the british prime minister. she had to kind of tap him to get him to turn around. can't a man finish his tater tots in peace without being -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what's going on. maybe he was tweeting, i don't know. did you see the video he tweeted yesterday? someone recorded a make america great again song, which is an amazing song. i don't know who did this. i'd like to think maybe donald himself figured out how to put music over a slide show and was like hey, let's do it. but he tweeted "make america great again" and a link to this
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video montage. here we go. ♪ make america great again ♪ make america great again ♪ voice of freedom across the land ♪ ♪ step into the future ♪ joined hand in hand ♪ make america great again ♪ yes, make america great again ♪ >> jimmy: wow. look at that. what a tribute. even kim jong-un was like dude, that's a little over the top. [ laughter ] so that's my new summer jam by the way, "make america great again." so the president wasn't alone in the g20 summit. you saw in the video his wife malaria, his daughter ivanka was there with him. [ laughter ] at one point ivanka sat in for donald trump at a meeting of
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he had to go do something and she stepped in. and of course twitter went nuts and that's the only thing he reads so he got very defensive and this morning he wrote "if chelsea clinton were asked to hold the seat for her mother as her mother gave our country away the fake news would say chelsea for prez. which is very silly especially because if hillary clinton was president she wouldn't let anyone sit in that seat. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if she had to go to the bathroom she would literally have picked up the chair and carried it with her into the stall. [ laughter ] but he does have a point. i do think people are overreacting. it's not like she was negotiating a peace treaty. she just held his seat. i don't remember anyone complaining when president obama let sasha give the order to kill bin laden. [ laughter ] do you? [ cheers and applause ] let's keep things in perspective. but the big event, or i should say the bigley event this weekend donald trump finally met his bff, russian president vladimir putin.
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and they could not take their beautiful blue eyes off each other. they were only scheduled to meet for 30 minutes but they talked for more than two hours. during the chat, trump and putin talked about teaming up to form a cyber security unit to stop future hacking of elections. for real. [ laughter ] and it's a great idea. think of the time it will save. they already know our passwords. why not? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's like hiring the guy who stole your car stereo to put it back in. it makes sense. unfortunately the meeting with vladimir putin was overshadowed by reports of a meeting donald trump jr. had during the campaign. he had a meeting with a russian who claimed to have damaging information on hillary clinton. according to the "new york times" donald jr., his brother-in-law jared and campaign manager paul manafort met with a russian lawyer last june to hear what they thought would be information that could hurt the clinton campaign. first donald jr. tried to deny it. then he said he did meet with the lawyer a t
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acquaintance. turns out this lawyer has deep ties to the kremlin, which is very suspicious considering the fact that they've repeatedly denied any kind of collusion with the russians during the campaign. so the white house, sensing trouble, did what they do. they released the kraken. >> let's break it down bit by bit. don jr. has explicitly stated he didn't even know the name of the person with whom he was meeting. he agreed to the meeting based on a contact from the miss universe pageant. they get into the meeting and it quickly turns into a pretext for russian adoption according to his statements, that the comments this woman was making about any type of information on hillary clinton were vague, they were meaningless. >> mm-hmm. >> others exited the meeting very quickly. the meeting itself was very brief. there was no information given. there was no action taken. there was no follow-up. >> so in other words, donald trump jr. recruited his brother-in-law and the chairman of his father's campaign to meet with a complete stranger because he thought he would get damaging information on hillary clinton but he
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that information, he says instead he got information about russian adoptions. that makes sense. [ laughter ] that's like telling the judge i tried to rob the bank but i forgot they weren't open on sunday, so i didn't rob the bank. it's all very fishy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i wanted to get to the bottom of it. she doesn't normally do this sort of thing but tonight we're fortunate to have kellyanne conway live via satellite hopefully to clear this all up. hello, kelly -- >> hello, jimmy thanks for having me. >> jimmy: well, thank you for joining us. so let's cut right to it? why did donald trump jr. and the highest level campaign staff have a meeting with a russian in the first place? >> okay, first of all, define meeting. when you say meeting what are you talking about? >> jimmy: it's meeting. when people meet, they get together and they have a meeting. >> what's a meeting? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a meeting is when people gather and talk. i don't know. it's a meeting. it's just a
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>> jimmy, do you eat meat? >> jimmy: yeah. >> is that a meeting? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. the lawyer admits she told them that -- >> listen, we should be focusing on hillary clinton and the she-mails she's been hiding. >> jimmy: that's not what i'm asking you about. i'm asking you about the meeting. what specifically were they hoping to hear at this meeting? >> what's a meeting, jimmy? >> jimmy: you know what? thank you very much, klellyanne. i appreciate your time. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] in happier news tonight, on abc tonight we had a new episode of "the bachelorette" down to the final four. they went to switzerland. this is the part of the show they're supposed to get serious. one of the guys is having some trouble with that. dean, who in case you don't know is a 26-year-old startup recruiter, got a one-on-one date tonight where he acted like most guys act on their first actual date with a woman.
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>> do you believe in the tooth fairy? >> okay. okay. >> i wanted to jump -- >> i know you laugh in uncomfortable situations. but time is time, right? >> right. >> and it's about making the most of it when you're with that person. so. >> right. no, i'm very, very happy to be here. >> okay. so you personally feel like because you're getting a second one-on-one that there's added pressure? >> yeah. >> yeah. talk to me about it, dean. talk about your feelings. >> hmm. what's your favorite dinosaur? >> dean? no, but i mean seriously. >> you're so pretty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they both are. [ applause ] somehow dean got a rose out of that which means dean will be part of the hometown visits next week. i have to say even though i didn't pick him to win i'm glad dean got a rose because i am very much looking forward to meeting his father next week.
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world and i'm living a fairy tale right now. but i know how big of a deal it is to come to someone's hometown and meet their family and how it can change everything. >> i've never brung a girl home. none of that. >> i'm going to freak out. right before we walk in the door. >> for you to bring this to my house. >> you didn't feel loved by your father? is that what you're saying? >> the disagreements we had after mom passed away. >> you've still got one [ bleep ] foot stuck in the past. >> jimmy: what is going on? [ laughter ] why is there a wizard on "the bachelorette"? i guess we'll find out next week. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show for you tonight. trey songz is here. regina hall is here. from "game of thrones" kit harington. [ applause ] kit harington as you know plays jon snow, the king in the north. [ cheers and applause ] this is interesting. i'm glad you're "game of thrones" fans because this wasn't the only part kit was in the running for. he actually auditioned
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couple other characters on the show, which now that we know him as jon snow is hard to imagine, but the producers of "game of thrones," dan weiss and david benio benioff, gave us his audition tape. and this is exclusive -- this is great. this is in anticipation of the season 7 premiere this weekend, the exclusive never-before-seen kit harington screen tests. enjoy. >> name and the part you're auditioning for. >> kit harington auditioning for cursey lannister. >> you mean cersei? >> yeah. >> kit harington, "game of thrones" audition take 1. >> when you play the game of thrones you win or you die. now, if you'll excuse me, i need to have sex with my brother. >> cut. thank you. >> wait a minute. i do have -- i have one more. wait. >> kit harington, "game of thrones" audition take 2. >> arya stark. i'm a wittle gir who acts lik
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wittle boy and i'm a killer with my wittle sword. >> next. >> wait just one more. >> take three. >> you know nothing, jon snow. >> ow! >> sorry. >> take 4. >> hodor! hodor! >> cut. >> take 5. >> why, hello, khal drogo. would you like to see my dragons? >> white walker. >> kit harington, "game of thrones" auditions, take 7. >> i've been accepted into the hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. >> harry potter is not in "game of thrones." >> but what if he was? >> get out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: i think that's what they call range. we have a good show tonight. we have music from trey songz, regina hall is here, and we'll be right back with jon snow himself, kit harington! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by t-mobile. be $50 bucks. um... i'm babysittingl you said $30. yeah, well it was $30 before my fees, like the pizza-ordering fee and the dog-sitting fee... and the rummage through your closet fee. are those my heels? yeah! yeah, we're the same size...in shoes. with t-mobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just $40 bucks each. for a limited time save 300 dollars on the amazing iphone 7. when we say "study"! you say "haul"! study! haul!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi and welcome back to the show. tonight from the new movie "girls trip" regina hall is here. then this is his latest effort. it's called "tremaine the album." trey songz from the mercedes benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night -- it's like he's looking right through you, isn't it? [ laughter ] peyton manning will h
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nikolaj coster-waldau, from "game of thrones" and we'll have music from perfume genius and later this week curtis "50 cent" jackson, the kid from spiderman, peter parker's friend, jacob batalon will be here and music from the kills and tlc. [ cheers and applause ] so no scrubs will be permitted. please join us then. through the magic of the lord of light and the rulers of premium cable television, our first guest is too handsome to die. he plays king jon snow on "game of thrones." the seventh season premieres sunday night on hbo. please welcome kit harington. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well, it's very good to see you. >> good to be here. >> jimmy: especially because the last time i saw you it was before you died and came back to life.
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you're all right? >> yeah. i mean, after that it was kind of like my whole life was like a real-life cliff-hanger. i was living as a cliffhanger. that was not a fun place to live in. >> jimmy: you had to keep quiet all the time. >> i did. >> jimmy: did you ever think oh, i better not get drunk and say something or talk in your sleep? >> you can tell yourself you're not going to get drunk but it's pretty hard to put in practice at times. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: especially if you're drinking, yeah. so last month you were on the cover of "esquire" magazine. [ cheers and applause ] anyway, i took kit harington into the bathroom, where you can really make your move at my house. [ laughter ] by the way, today is my daughter jane's birthday. she turned 3 years old. [ cheers and applause ] >> happy birthday. >> jimmy: she's no
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[ laughter ] and she happens to be a fan of yours. because she spots this magazine while she's there. and my wife got the video out and made her repeat what she said when she saw the magazine. and i've been wanting to show this to you. this happened a month ago. but take a look here. >> he's cute. >> who is? >> he. >> he's cute? >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so there you go. >> you're raising her well, jimmy. thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you know you have a rabid toddler fan base? >> no. this is new to me. this is great. >> jimmy: congratulations. you and lightning mcqueen and like paw patrol are her three favorites. [ laughter ] i saw a picture of you at the glass-tonbury music festival a few weeks ago and you were with some of your co-stars from "game of thrones," some of your current co-stars. who were you with at this thing? >> it was a weird a
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went to it. it was like a "game of thrones" family reunion. >> jimmy: and is that a problem when you are traveling in a group like that? does that freak people out? >> when they're on acid, yeah. [ laughter ] we had one brilliant moment watching nile rodgers and chic, who were brilliant, by the way. there was like four of us. me, alfie allen, who plays theon greyjoy. richard madden plays rob stark. emilia clarke, daenerys targaryen. and we were all singing "we are family." i looked up and there's one guy going like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's interesting. because are you family? is jon snow a targaryen? are we to read anything into that particular anecdote? >> you really pulled that one out of nowhere. honestly i don't know. or do i. i don't know. i'm denying everything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and so people are doing a lot of drugs
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the glasstonbury festival? >> i don't know, jimmy. i assume they would be. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and did they see any dragons or was it just you guys there? >> i don't know. the guy i looked at looked like he could be looking at anything. >> jimmy: are you on break right now? are you between seasons right now? >> yeah i'm on kind of a sabbatical. i went through a long period of work and i thought i need a break. >> jimmy: what have you been doing with that time? besides obviously the music festival. >> i went to portugal. i got that wrong. [ laughter ] no, my brother said to me, you know, when you got too famous where you stop being able to book things yourself. >> jimmy: what do you mean by that? >> well, i booked a holiday for me and my friend, my 30-year-old male friend. i saw on this website for this hotel it said, you know, it's a family hotel, like a family-friendly hotel. and i thought that meant that families were welcome there. i didn't realize
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families welcome there. >> jimmy: when you see family it means there are going to be kids peeing in the pool. >> yeah. that's pretty much what it was. [ laughter ] kids peeing in the pool and my mate with a gopro on his head. [ laughter ] like this isn't cool. >> jimmy: why did he have a gopro on his head? >> he's a strange guy. [ laughter ] not that strange. >> jimmy: maybe don't vacation with him in the future. yeah i guess that would look -- >> a little weird at a family-friendly hotel. i had to drag him out of the pool, this is not the place to use the gopro. [ laughter ] this woman came over to me and was like are you jon snow from "game of thrones"? and i said unfortunately yes. she said it's a bit weird you're here. i was like, yeah, i know. [ laughter ] i'm really working that one out right now. >> jimmy: did you sense that she was disappointed that you weren't somewhere else, maybe on a yacht with beyonce or something? >> she was disappointed she found her favorite character from "thrones" at a
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strange gopro-wearing friend. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you at the point now where you really can't go anywhere at all without being recognized from the show as jon snow, et cetera? >> yeah, it's a little tough at times. that's how big the show's got. it's incredible that that's the case. it can get tough at times. it's fine. i mean, you get some amazing kind of fan encounters. some brilliant moments with people. you can go to any city in the world and go to a bar and talk to someone. >> jimmy: that is the crazy thing about it, that it is all over the world. and it makes sense because the show, we don't -- i mean, it's not in any particular place. we tend to think of it as an american show, you know, but of course that's not at all what it is. it's not even shot here. >> i think the only place it's not shown is north korea. >> jimmy: is that right? >> we're working on that one. >> jimmy: you know kim jong un sees it. you know he's the only one that gets that show. [ laughter ] [ applause ] th i
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would you consider a la dennis rodman going over to north korea as an ambassador to perhaps disarm them? >> if i found out he was a fan i'd go. >> jimmy: you would go to north korea? >> i'd go. yeah. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable! [ laughter ] >> what have i just said? >> jimmy: what if you get your friend with the gopro on his head if you go? [ laughter ] all right we're going to take a break. kit harington is here. we're going to come back and talk about "game of thrones." ♪ you say "haul"! study! haul! study! haul! when we say "study"! you say "haul"! study! haul! study! haul! everything you need to ready, set, go! back to school.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with kit harington. so "game of thrones" season 7 comes back on sunday. have you seen the first episode of the season yet? >> no we don't see them until you guys will see them. i'll see the premiere a few days before you because i'm going down for the premiere on wednesday.
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and how long before you will go back to work shooting the show? >> you see, that was sly as well. [ laughter ] i don't know. i don't know if i'm back in the show. i can't tell you. >> jimmy: so there's nothing on the calendar at all? >> nothing on the calendar. >> jimmy: do you keep a calendar in your phone? like do you have all your dates marked in your telephone? >> yeah. >> jimmy: guillermo, go get his phone in the dressing room. >> guillermo: i'll go get it right now. >> jimmy: what's your code? do you have a pin number or something? >> i'm not giving you that. not even my thumbprint. >> jimmy: i know you can't say anything. is there a penalty? i mean, other than people being mad at you at hbo and at the show, is there like a financial penalty that would be associated with it? and if so how much is it? because -- >> i think it's more like -- i don't know what -- more what david and dan would do to me. >> jimmy: yeah, what would they do really? i mean, really? they're prod
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>> they could write some pretty horrific stuff. >> jimmy: that's true. >> they could humiliate me in ways that -- >> jimmy: so in other words, you will be on the season, next season. >> no, i can't confirm that. >> jimmy: well, if they were to write something for and you you weren't on the next season, what would you be worried about at all? >> they could destroy my character afterwards in post. >> jimmy: will you have a seen with daenerys targaryen? can you tell us that? >> what i can say about this season is we had a lot of paparazzi following us around, especially when we were in spain. >> jimmy: okay. >> but we did fake some scenes. we put together people in situations where we knew the paparazzi was around, so they'd take photos and that would get on the internet to fake scenes -- >> jimmy: really? what a pain in your ass that is. i mean, really. >> yeah, on any day off. >> jimmy: can you tell us any of the fake scenes you shot? >> if i give you the fake scenes then you're going to know --
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>> jimmy: if you gave us the fake scenes it might be a real scene and you might be pulling a double-cross on you. >> i trip myself up all over the place. no, i can't tell you anything. all i can tell you is what you might have seen on the internet, anyone who follows it, might not be true. it might not be true -- >> jimmy: but it also might be true and you might just be saying that to throw us off the case. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many fake scenes you were personally involved in? >> three. three fake scenes. >> jimmy: three fake scenes. how many hours did those fake scenes take to shoot? >> about five hours each. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what a pain in the ass. [ laughter ] really. and when they told you, yeah, you've got to come shoot some fake scenes, were you like are you kidding me? do i really have to do that? >> yeah. that's kind of how it works. [ laughter ] they pay you money and you have to do what they say. >> jimmy: isn't it amazing? it really is unbelievable. well, i can't wait to see the show. it comes back on sunday on hbo. kit harington, everybody. "game of thron
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>> jimmy: hi there.
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songz. our next guest is just about to start her summer vacation a week from friday, she hits the road with queen latifah and jada pinkett smith in the new movie "girls trip." please welcome regina hall. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> very nice to have you here. >> i'm so excited to be here. >> jimmy: oh, good. i'm excited to have you here. >> then why did it take so long for you to have me? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. usually i say that to women. [ laughter ] >> role reversal. >> jimmy: well, it's great to have you here. i didn't know you wanted to be on the show. you should have told me personally. >> i'll stalk you next time. >> jimmy: by the way, i notice now that your what do you call, it eye shadow matches your skirt. is that a coincidence? >> it's for you. >> jimmy: well, thank you very much. >> it's deliberate. do you like my rings too? >> jimmy: i do like your rings.
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because i wanted to wear something perfect. >> jimmy: really? i feel almost like -- [ cheers and applause ] i feel like maybe we should clear the audience out of here and just have some alone time. you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] do you know watch "game of thrones"? is that something you enjoy? you don't have to lie. >> you know what? i don't. but i feel like -- no, i don't. >> jimmy: you should. it's good. really good. >> well, it's too late. it's like ten years. >> or eight years. >> jimmy: is it that long? >> yes. since i was 20. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they have like four years between each season. it takes a long time to make how many seasons has it been. >> jimmy: this will be the seventh season. >> and you watch it every season? >> jimmy: yeah of course. >> do they have any black medium people on it? >> jimmy: yeah, they do. is
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whether you watch it? >> no. >> jimmy: they do. they have black people and everything. you'd love it. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: so this movie. i know a little bit about this movie because jada pinkett smith was here. >> i love jada. >> jimmy: and she was talking about some of the crazy stuff that goes on in the film. it's an r-rated movie. why specifically -- >> it's a hard r. >> jimmy: hard r. exactly. people keep saying it's a hard r. >> what is hard about this r? >> rrrr. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like a pirate r. >> well, you know, there's substances. illegal substances. >> jimmy: okay. >> there's -- there's -- there's frontal stuff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: male? >> male frontal stuff. right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. you've got me so far. >> yeah. and there's
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there's demonstrative showing of fellatio. can i say that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. well, i don't know. we'll find out. [ laughter ] honestly, i don't know that we've ever tried that word before. but if they hear a beep that means -- if you're watching at home and you hear a beep in that spot -- >> well, it's [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know that we made it better. >> okay. [ laughter ] i won't say it then. >> jimmy: now, with a role like this do you have to do research for something like that? [ laughter ] is there a ride-along? >> um, well, i have accidentally had research. >> jimmy: in which area of those three?
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>> in the -- well, formerly, now currently -- formerly illegal now currently legal. >> jimmy: oh, i see. you're talking about marijuana, i assume. >> it's medicinal. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] did you have a bad or good or whatever experience? >> you know what, i honestly, i went to a couple, married couple so you're like -- >> jimmy: they're the worst, by the way. >> now i know. >> jimmy: right. >> now i know. i didn't know. they were having a family dinner and they invited me over i said okay, i'd like to come. i like to eat. you know, whatever. so i go and they had a to go, giveaway bag. which is thoughtful. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. definitely. >> and there were brownies. i said oh, great. they said regina, take two, they're good. [ laughter ] "good" meaning, after a dinner party tasty, not "good" meaning -- not good meaning "good stuff". so the next day i'm like, oh, like every woman, i'm eating the
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brownie before i go work out, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fueling up. >> yeah. you're like i'm going to do it and then i'm going to burn it. i was going to eat one but i'm like, you know, i should burn two. so i take the -- i eat both brownies. i get in the car. [ laughter ] and it's literally a 12-minute ride. i'm like wow, i've been driving for like 35 minutes. [ laughter ] and everything looks different. i have the dog. i'm on the hike. the mountains are bigger than they've ever been. [ laughter ] the trail is longer. like everything was different. and when you don't know that you're high you can't enjoy it. i'm like so what's going on? and then zeus -- >> jimmy: i hope this is the dog
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[ cheers and applause ] zeus could be -- some brownies you got there. >> i'd have to market those. zeus was not high at the time. >> jimmy: is zeus ever high? >> zeus is always high now. >> jimmy: zeus is always high. >> zeus is on cannabis. he has it five times a day. he had a tumor. and you know, i'm healing him holistically. >> jimmy: so your veterinarian has prescribed drugs for your dog? just say yes. the answer is yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. okay. you you. >> you know, it's legal, though. >> jimmy: not for dogs. [ laughter ] i guess it is legal for dogs. >> you know what i take it too for him. >> jimmy: i see. that's nice. i mean, like with him. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: please come back again. "girls trip" opens july 21st. regina hall, everybody. we'll be right back with trey songz. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ... ...i kept looking for ways to manage my symptoms. i thought i was doing okay... then it hit me... ...managing was all i was doing. when i told my doctor,... ...i learned humira is for people who still have symptoms of moderate to severe crohn's disease... ...even after trying other medications. in clinical studies,... the majority of people on humira... saw significant symptom relief... ...and many achieved remission. humira can lower your ability... ...to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened;... ...as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure.
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: this is called "tremaine the album." here with the song "nobody else but you," trey songz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i don't want nobody else but you i don't want nobody else but you ♪ ♪ ooh ah ah nobody else but you ooh ah ah she like what's up ♪ ♪ what's up with me and you yeah ooh ah ah what we fin'nin ♪ ♪ fin'nin to do lately i've been giving you some room uh huh ♪ ♪ lately i just don't know what to do ooh ooh ooh i don't want nobody ♪
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♪ else but you ooh ah ah i know you don't want to wait for me aye ♪ ♪ they say you should stay away from me no way i know you the only babe for me ♪ ♪ pray for me gratefully you love me too ooh ah ah know a lot of men ♪ ♪ would do you better know that i done put you through whatever i know that you care for me ♪ ♪ i know you'll be there for me if ever something happen you still down ♪ ♪ real one i guess i'm just a fool with her looking in the mirror like ♪ ♪ ain't you scared to lose her why you acting like another man wouldn't choose her ♪ ♪ you know she the only true girl ooh girl ♪ ♪ i can't even lie yeah you got me falling even when i try and the game keep calling ♪ ♪ why we in the club why i'm always balling tryna' be in love we don't fall too often ♪ ♪ it's hard to fall but you got me falling even when i try and
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the -- keep calling ♪ ♪ why we in the club why i'm always balling tryna' be in love we don't fall too often ♪ ♪ it's hard to fall but still but still i don't want ♪ ♪ nobody else but you i don't want nobody else but you ooh ah ah ♪ ♪ nobody else but you ooh ah ah i don't want nobody else but you ♪ ♪ they catch us on the low and i know you hate that true they say that i'm yours and you say it ain't that ♪ ♪ true and every time it goes i just bring the pain back yeah ♪ ♪ break ups to make ups that-that's just the way it goes ooh ah ah ♪ ♪ know a lot of men would do you better know that i done put you through whatever ♪ ♪ i know that you care for me i know what you spared for me i know you won't ♪ ♪ wait on me forever no real one i guess i'm just a fool with her ♪ ♪ looking in the mirror like ain't you scared to lose her why you acting like another man wouldn't choose her ♪ ♪ you know she the only true
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girl ooh girl ♪ ♪ i can't even lie yeah you got me falling even when i try and the game keep calling ♪ ♪ why we in the club why i'm always balling tryna' be in love we don't fall too often ♪ ♪ it's hard to fall but you got me falling even when i try and the -- keep calling ♪ ♪ why we in the club why i'm always balling tryna' be in love we don't fall too often ♪ ♪ it's hard to fall but still but still i don't want nobody else ♪ ♪ but you i don't want nobody else but you ooh ah ah ♪ ♪ nobody else but you ooh ah ah >> break it down. now kimmel audience, i'd like you to make some noise for my band that played so beautifully. [ cheers and applause ] "tremaine the album" is available everywhere right now. make some noise for yourselves. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i don't want nobody else but
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>> jimmy: thanks to kit harington, regina hall. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first playing us off the air with the song "one by one," once again trey songz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ its 3 a-m i'm back for more just two of us show me what i'm waiting ♪ ♪ for one-by-one one-by-one ♪ i saw i waited i took time yeah i spend it first time in a minute ♪ ♪ that i work this hard that i work this hard thank god that i did it ♪ ♪ one time then i was in it yeah but one time ain't enough ♪ ♪ i need some more cause there ain't nothing better than you ♪ ♪ got me watching every move like you're the only one in the room ooh ooh ♪ ♪ baby i can't help myself and i don't know why but i can't stop thinking 'bout late last night ♪ ♪ when you put it down had to
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turn around and now its 3 am i'm back for more ♪ ♪ just two of us show me what i'm waiting for one-by-one one-by-one ♪ ♪ its 3 am i'm back for more just two of us sets of clothes ♪ ♪ fall to the floor one-by-one one-by-one ♪ ♪ one by one we switching up positions one by one ♪ ♪ girl show me what i'm missing girl you got that sauce ♪ ♪ ooh baby you fine ♪ ooh, one more time ♪ it's 3:00 a.m. i'm back for more just the two of us ♪ ♪ show me what i'm waiting for one-by-one one-by-one ♪ ♪ it's 3:00 a.m. i'm back for more ♪
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♪ one by one, one by one this is "nightline." >> tonight, fatal crossing. a teen smuggling liquid meth across the border. do these customs officers encourage him to drink what turned out to be a deadly concoction? and these two sisters say they were forced to strip down. >> he told me to take off my bra and he started touching me. >> hundreds of allegations of serious and sometimes even deadly misconduct against the very people protecting our borders. plus, bieber whisperer? ♪ sorry after saying sorry for canceling his tour and make headlines for hitting a paparazzo with his